THE  S.T.I.L.E.T.T.O.S.

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Instructions for use: To find out how venerable an item is simply match up its features with the relevant numbers and add them up. The higher the score, the more reverential the wearer of that item becomes!

Note 1: Because of the many varying designs of shoes, boots and clothes it is almost certain that many items will not feature in the categories below. To categorise an unlisted item estimate how much of the body it covers and match it to the nearest article on the scale.

Shoes

Additional:    1 point per item

• Studs
• Toe caps
• Metal heels
• etc.

Colour

• Black = 8
• Red = 6
• Gold = 4
• Silver = 2
• Others = 0

Combined Colours score midway between those colours e.g. Black/Red = 7 and Black/Silver = 5.

Covering:

• Oxford = 4
• Court/Pump = 3
• D'Orsay, Sling-back = 2
• Mule/Slide = 1
• Sandal = 0

Fastening:

• Lace = 3 (with one additional point per pair of lace holes)
• Zip = 2
• Strap = 1
• Others = 0

Heel:

• 1 point per inch (count extra half inches as a full inch).

Material:

• Leather, Patent, Rubber = 10
• Other = 0

Toe:

• Elongated & Pointed = 2
• Rounded = 0

Boots

Additional:    1 point per item

• Studs
• Toe caps
• Metal heels
• etc.

Colour:

• Black = 8
• Red = 6
• Gold = 4
• Silver = 2
• Others = 0

Combined Colours score midway between those colours e.g. Black/Red = 7 and Black/Silver = 5.

Fastening:

• Front lace = 4
• Side lace, Back lace = 3
• Zip = 2
• Strap = 1
• Others = 0

Heel:

• 1 point per inch (count extra half inches as a full inch).

Length:

• Thigh = 10
• Knee = 9
• High Calf = 8
• Mid Calf = 7
• Low Calf = 6
• Ankle = 5

Material:

• Leather, Patent, Rubber = 10
• Other = 0

Toe:

• Elongated & Pointed = 2
• Rounded = 0

Clothes

Additional:

• Whip = 7
• Cap (peaked) = 6
• Hood = 5
• Mask = 4
• Collar = 3
• Belt = 2
• Chains = 1

Colour

• Black =  8
• Red = 6
• Gold = 4
• Silver = 2
• Others = 0

Combined Colours score midway between those colours e.g. Black/Red = 7 and Black/Silver = 5.

Gloves:

• Long = 3
• Medium (elbow) = 2
• Short (wrist) =1

Material:

• Leather, Patent, Rubber = 25
• Other = 0

Metalwork:

• Studs = 1

Style:

• Catsuit = 8
• Full dress (long) = 7
• Cape, Full dress with shoulder straps, Full dress (short) = 6
• Leotard, Full dress (short) with shoulder straps = 5
• Bodice, Corset, Jacket, Trousers = 4
• Body-stocking, Hot Pants, Top & Bottom, Mini skirt = 3
• Leggings, Top, Bottom = 2
• Underwear = 1
• Apron = -30

Note 2: If the outfit is worn with any type of stilettos add a further 25 points to the final combined clothes and footwear total.

About The S.T.I.L.E.T.T.O.S. - The items in this document were graded according to the frequency and situations in which they appeared in countless photographs distributed on the Internet.

If you've sat down and worked it all out, how about emailing me with the result?

The above link will do go to a form... eventually, I just haven't managed how to do it yet ! ;-)

Thanks very much to Steve for finding this for me... ;-)